Start with a grabber: "Oh, you're in for a treat!" ?

Get straight to the point: "This video features the one and only Angry_tomato_ getting up close and personal with a certain... object. ?"

Add some detail: "You'll see her using her famous lovesense skills on the lucky prop, all while showing off some assets. ?"

Throw in some humor: "And let me tell you, this tomato has some juicy curves! ?"

And some flirtation: "I don't know about you, but I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about it. ?"

Finally, add in the tags: "So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show - tagged with #angry_tomato_, #lovesense, #ass, #feet, and #boobs. ?"